sex in the dark

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 24-Jan-2014 22:14:40

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit so one night, while
they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights.

She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device ... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him,
'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

Post 2 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 24-Jan-2014 22:33:52

lol!

Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Friday, 24-Jan-2014 22:36:16

Haha, good one!

Post 4 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 25-Jan-2014 0:33:29

Smile.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 26-Jan-2014 11:11:31

Good one.
Thanks.
Bob

Post 6 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 26-Jan-2014 17:50:33

haha lol!